Posts tagged Wants
John McCain Wants To Give Everyone The Cable Channels They Want! Legally!
0John McCain is complaining about the TV again- too many darn channels!
Only this time the Arizona Senator is complaining on the Senate floor! He’s introducing a bill called the TV Consumer Freedom Act of 2013.
The bill would force cable providers to sell packages of “à la carte” channels- in other words, custom packages designed by the consumer! He says:
“There’s an dreadful lot of people who don’t consume [200 channels], and most of us want to look for creative solutions.
This is unfair and incorrect — especially when you consider how the regulatory deck is stacked in favor of industry and against the American consumer.”
It’s nearly like the septuagenarian has never heard of bit torrents… LOLz!
We joke, but this is the way to fight TV piracy! When people can pay a reasonable rate for JUST the channels they’ll really watch, maybe they’ll stop illegally watching Game Of Thrones so darn much!
In the long run, this could really help cable companies by re-capturing young people- who are accustomed to getting what they want when they want on the Internet.
[Image via Luis Guerra/Ramey Pix.]
EXCLUSIVE! Jessica Sanchez Talks Glee Role, Her New Album & Who She Wants To Work With! Watch HERE!
0You knew that even though Jessica Sanchez didn’t win American Idol, she wasn’t going to disappear!
And her career is taking OFF!
Not only is she about to release her album (tomorrow!!) which she collaborated with Ne-Yo on, but she’s also rockin’ a role on Glee (Thursday!!).
And PerezHilton.com was so freakin’ lucky to get some EXCLUSIVE deets from her when she stopped by for a chit chat!
We got the dirt on Glee, as well as some info on who she wants to collaborate with next!
Ch-ch-check it out (above)!
And delight in the diva rundown game we played with her!
Reckon she knows her vocal vixens??
Kim Kardashian Considers Calling Paris Home! Kanye West Wants To Live There PERMANENTLY!
0Well, looks like we all know why Kim Kardashian was recently spotted checking out hospitals in Paris with her baby daddy, Kanye West!
Unlike previous speculation, the reality starlet isn’t looking to give birth in the capital of France! Instead, it appears she’s been meeting with potential doctors…because she’s agreed to live with Yeezy in the city of lights for SIX MONTHS after giving birth to their first child!
Reinforces those reports that he’s ready to take that EXACT amount of time off for paternity leave, right?
And if it all goes as the rapper wants it to, she’ll be setting up residence with him there PERMANENTLY!
As you can imagine, this is apparently NOT flying with Kim’s momager, Kris Jenner!
Insiders clarify:
”Kanye has his heart set on it. And when Kanye wants something, Kanye gets it. Period. He’s obsessed with moving to Paris. Kim’s mother Kris Jenner is adamant that it’s a terrible thought. She’s worried. The baby will be born at Cedars Sinai [hospital in Los Angeles] where her niece and nephew were born. Kim likes Paris but would never give birth to her first child away from her family. She met with doctors in Paris so she could set up for the child’s first six months. She has agreed to spend the first six months in Paris with Kanye and their child.”
Uh-oh! QUITE the quandary, don’t you reckon?
Seriously! It’s like the last season of Sex & The City all over again!
Obviously, Kim has professional and personal obligations to her family, but she also is have to start taking into consideration her priorities for her NEW family, which will soon be here, and do what’s best for them!
Meanwhile, we reckon the rest of us should get ready to watch the latest season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, because it very well might be gurlfriend’s last one!
What do U reckon?? Should Kim and Kanye go to Paris?
[Image via WENN.]
Robert Pattinson Reportedly Wants Some Space From ‘Clingy’ Kristen Stewart This Summer!
0But they just spent months apart!!!
Distance really does make the heart grow fonder, but is it the best option for Robsten??
Now that Robert Pattinson has returned to Los Angeles, he and Kristen Stewart have been spotted hanging out on several occasion. But is it too much?
According to a source, K.Stew, who we know was and has been VERY excited over the return of her Twilight beau, has been perhaps a bit too…”clingy!” The source says:
“Since Robert’s been back, they’ve been inseparable… Kristen wants to spend every minute with Robert, who has now managed to get over his reservations about living back in Los Angeles.”
She’s apparently been thinking of taking the summer off work “to spend every day with him.” Talk about commitment!
But how does RPatz feel about this? The source adds:
“He was pleased that Kristen made such an effort after he returned to the States; she rallied all their friends together for a huge welcome back party and Robert was touched by the gesture… But, he’s still very cautious when it comes to fully committing himself to her, and she’s being really clingy right now. He’s a small frightened that Kristen could cheat on him again.”
Rob’s “crippling doubts” are holding him back as he “questions if he’s doing the right thing.” So he’s suggesting the “thought that they don’t necessarily have to live in each other’s pockets.”
Though, being away “made him realize he does still want her in his life.” The source clarified:
“Absence makes the heart grow fonder though, and he feels their relationship will be ultimately stronger if they’re not always together.”
Yikes! That sounds like a blow off to us. We hope this isn’t right for her sake!!
[Image via Apega/WENN.]
Video: Kate Middleton Wants a Boy and Prince William Wants a Girl – A Full Royal Baby Update!
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We have all the latest updates on the royal baby including the nickname Prince William and Kate Middleton have for it.
Disney, Don’t Look! After Ever After Wants You To Know What REALLY Happens To The Princesses!
0If he weren’t such a cutie, this musical Disney parody would break our hearts with realism and darkness!!
LOLz!
Jon Cozart is a crafty fellow with a pleasing voice, and he wants to teach us all a small bit about what REALLY happens after Disney movies are over! You thought your favorite character’s tale was over? Incorrect!
That’s when real life shows up and puts it’s wiener in the mashed potatoes! Ha!
Ch-ch-check out the majesty horrors that these fine princesses have to deal with after the credits roll!
Lindsay Lohan Be Trippin! Wants HOW MUCH For Mr. Pink Promotional Gig?!
0What, are Lilo’s Sugar Daddies not giving her enough FUNDZ?!
In this week’s installment of Lindsay Lohan‘s Mad Money, we find Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos trying to squeeze UBER amounts of cash-moniez out of the people at Mr.Pink’s Energy Drinks…
$ 500,000 to be exact!!
YUP, Lilo has reportedly requested half a MILLION dollars for a future Mr.Pink’s Ginseng Energy Drink promotional gig in Dubai!
One insider reveals:
“Lindsay wants $ 500k for an appearance in Dubai to promote Mr. Pink’s Ginseng Energy Drink, which executives at the company are balking at. Mr. Pink is prepared to offer the actress $ 200k, and would pay for all of LiLo’s travel expenses.”
That’s prettttyyyy generous considering!
And $ 200,000 would be enough to make a sizable dent in Lilo’s mountain of debt…
BUT because of Lindsay’s current legal problems, girl might not even be able to do the promo job, as Dubai has STRICT laws against letting CRIMINALS across its borders!
The source continues:
“The trip might not happen at all because of Lindsay’s criminal past and current pending criminal charges. Dubai has very strict laws about convicted criminals entering the country, and Lindsay is still on probation for a necklace theft case. Lindsay is very upset about her financial woes and doesn’t trust her new lawyer, Mark Heller, to handle the Dubai travel problem.”
Siiighhhhhhh.
We sincerely hope Lindz WILL be able to go to Dubai, because goodness knows she desperately needs the cash!!
And unfortunately girl can’t seem to get paid jobs in the US…
Unless of course she wants to be an online strip-club chat hostess!
We’re prettttyyy certain THAT job offer is still on the table.
Ch-ch-check out some snaps of Lindsay at a Mr.Pink’s event in El Lay (below)!
[Image via WENN.]
Adrienne Maloof Wants NO Relationship Advice: She’s Moved Her Boyfriend In Already!
0Well! Someone is going from 0 to 60 in no time!
Considering the relationship just went public –like, this week — we’re a bit on the surprised side to hear Adrienne Maloof is already living with her boytoy, Sean Stewart.
Well, it does make certain things boytoys are excellent at more convenient!
But still, there is some concern with her moving so quickly since she just split with her hubby toward the end of last year. And we’re not the only ones worried as a source revealed concerns around all this:
“Sean has went into Adrienne’s Mulholland Estates rental home. A lot of Adrienne’s friends are extremely concerned about the relationship because it’s getting very serious very quick.”
They are certainly moving quickly even by Hollywood standards, and considering how loaded the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star is, this whole thing seems reckless.
Didn’t she listen to Camille Grammer’s warning!
What’s worse, Sean already has a terrible history with women that won’t bode well for their future as the source added:
“Sean has a reputation as a womanizer, and he doesn’t have steady employment. The most distressing thing to Adrienne’s friends is that she is already getting very defensive of Sean and his terrible boy ways. The relationship is moving extremely quick and no one wants to see Adrienne get hurt.”
We completely know how damn sexXxy terrible boys are, but watch yourself, Adrienne!
It might be time to place your head back on straight.
We know fun times with a boy toy can knock it around a small!
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]
Chris Brown Wants To Sing Grammy Duet With Rihanna! What The Hell?!
0In an alternate universe, Rihanna & Chris Brown will sing a duet at the Grammys this year and not a soul will object!
Other notable features of this parallel dimension?
Donuts fall from the sky instead of drops of water! Chicken McNuggets are shaped like Zac Efron!
Sadly, that place is a fiction!
In the real universe, but, McNuggets are vaguely oval-shaped, rainwater doesn’t come with sprinkles, and Breezy & CB will NEVER perform together at the Grammys without strong objections!
This is because Chris infamously and repeatedly attacked Ri that night in 2009, irrevocably altering their relationship and his image! But with that stop Breezy from trying to make it happen? Apparently not!
A source close to that situation revealed Breezy’s plot:
“Chris wants to perform with Rihanna at the Grammys to show the whole world they are back together. Chris doesn’t care what the haters say, and wants to give the viewers an over the top performance with Rihanna.”
We usually admire men and women with the pluck to ignore haters, but the haters are hating in this instance for excellent reason! They haven’t forgotten CB’s violent actions and they feel allowing them to perform on that stage is tantamount to condoning it!
The Grammys don’t need that kind of dramz, anyway. A source close to the producers admitted:
“[Producers] haven’t signed off on having Chris and Rihanna perform together.It’s an extremely delicate situation and there is concern about the backlash the performance could receive. But it could also be ratings gold.”
Delicate is one way to place it! Regardless of Chris and RiRi’s intent here, this could be more controversy than it’s worth!
[Image via WENN.]
James McAvoy Wants To Star In Hobbit Prequel!
0James McAvoy has played a lover, a mutant, an assassin, a soldier, a lover- pretty much everything!
Did we mention a lover! Lolz!
So, what is the versatile actor’s dream role? Something we’d never guess in a million years! According to James:
“I’d like to play Gandalf.”
Um, sorry, cutie, but didn’t Ian McKellan already take that one?
The X-Men: First Class star is hoping they turn the book prequel into a movie! He says:
“It’s called The Silmarillion! It’s a collection of poems and songs that chart the ancient history of Middle-earth. My right geek is coming to the fore, but they’re really, really gorgeous tales.
In part of that is the genesis of Gandalf, or Mithrandir, or Stormcrow, or any of his many, many names. Anyway, maybe that’s the one!”
Hmm, young and handsome with a humongous staff and the magic touch? Sounds like a dream to us! LOLz!
[Image via Stefan Jeremiah/WENN.]
FIRED! Woman Loses Job Over Boss Who Wants In Her Pants! Calls Her “Irresistible”
0When we saw Charlie Sheen lose his Two and a Half Men job, we thought we had seen the most dramatic firing ever.
Guess again!
Melissa Nelson worked as a dental assistant in Iowa for ten years until she was fired by her boss who found her too “irresistible” and considered that a threat to his marriage.
Say whaaat?!
And beyond that, the Iowa Supreme Court has agreed with him and allowed the firing.
Really Iowa? We were just starting to like you.
As one would imagine, Melissa is feeling more than a small upset with the shocking revelation, as she shared following the ruling:
“I reckon it is completely incorrect. I reckon it is sending a message that men can do whatever they want in the work force.”
A-GREED! We can’t believe the courts supported him!!! For shame!
Although the two never cheated together, it seems the dentist, James Knight, started texting her while she was still employed and took it too far at one point.
James questioned “how often she experienced an orgasm” over text.
Uh…and she’s the one who lost her job?
But things didn’t get carried away there because Melissa cut him off, but his wife, who also worked with them, found out about the texts.
And somehow he’s still alive!
Jeanne Nelson wanted Melissa fired and, after consulting their pastor, it was chose she would be fired.
Just a small advice to the wife: this is about your husband, not Melissa.
Even though it was determined that Melissa was fully capable of her job, the fact that James wants to get with her is enough for her to lose her job.
We have to admit we’re pretty shocked with this outcome.
Too hot to work? Most of Hollywood would be unemployed with that standard.
Best of luck to Melissa, and be pleased you no longer have a boss who is secretly after you! Hopefully, your next boss will just look at you and see talent and outstanding ethics.
[Image via CNN.]
Verizon Wants To Watch You Watch TV (And Whatever Else You Do)!
0How do you feel about Verizon gettin’ voyeur on all of your asses??
This is especially scary if you like watching TV in the nude — which we know that 80% of you do! LOLz!
Verizon has just place in a patent for a new DVR that WATCHES and LISTENS to what you’re doing while you’re watching TV, just to bring you customized ads. It uses a built-in camera, and the DVR would check that state of the people watching, and make changes to advertising based on that. So if you have 100 cats, prepare to watch a lot of Meow Mix ads.
Ha!
Seriously though, this is so creepy. Specifically it’s going to look for people singing, fighting, or cuddling (in the latter’s case it would then show an ad for a contraceptive). This sounds dreadful.
Here’s what Verizon said about it:
“Verizon has a well-established track record of respecting its customers’ privacy and protecting their personal information. As a company that prizes innovation, Verizon takes pride in its innovators whose work is represented in our patents and patent applications. While we do not comment on pending patent applications, such futuristic patent filings by innovators are routine.”
Does that cool UR nerves? Would U be okay with this??
We wouldn’t! EW!